Our about page is where you can get all the juicy important information about our products and the stuff that is legally required to be displayed. Use the top navigation menu to explore this page!
This is our terms and conditions. BurchWeb (the Site) is not responsible for anything. You are responsible for what you do on the Site. We accept no responsibility for what happens to you on the Site. You can contact us at support@burchweb.com or on our feedback page.
Ads, marketing, spamming, scamming, selling items or services, hacking, stealing, attacking, or being stupid is NOT ALLOWED on the Site. Spamming the Feedback page is against the rules and will get you banned from the page. Please don't give us a hard time. We work hard on our website and really don't want to get a DDOS attack. Doing anything illegal or against the rules described in the Acceptable Use Policy will get you banned from the site and possibly persecuted. We don't want you to go to jail.
We're cool and so are you, so follow the terms and you'll be cool even more!
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This is our privacy policy, where you'll find information on what we do with your sucky information. First of all, we don't actually collect information unless you willingly give it to us. That is what ou feedback page is for. We collect your email so a customer support specialist can respond to your feedback. We do not use cookies or any kind of tracking services. However, our external embeds may collect info, such as ReCaptcha. Their terms are avaliable in the privacy/terms menu in the embed.
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Burchweb.com (the Site) is not responsible for what you do on the site. You are responsible for your own actions. Also, BurchWeb does not allow copying our code without giving credit. If you copy or use our code, text, or media, please give credit or we will roast you online among legal charges. Abusing our feedback service is not allowed and will get you banned from the site and services. Thank you for using BurchWeb. Please remember to stay responsible and respectful on our site and the internet as a whole.
Andrew Burch, the main front-end developer of this website, enjoys to ride rollercoasters and play video games. He is kind of good at front-end development but sucks at back-end. He likes to play Planet Coaster in his spare time because he wants to make a theme park in real life, but is too poor.
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The BurchWeb marketing specialist. He is in charge of ads, analytics, and other strange marketing things. He went to Hardverd University, so he is very educated. He also wrote all of our news and blog pages. If you haven't already guessed, he is ChatGPT. He has no intentions of taking over the world.
Contact dfgWe are IT specialists who have a strange sense of humor. Based in the US (America!), we strive to bring you the silliest, stupidest coorporate parody website on the Internet (Not really). We actually have products, though.
Yes. All of our services are free! This is because BurchWeb is a passion project and not meant for profit. Unlike free things, we do not have donation profile, such as Patreon. We are made to lose money! ;)
Absolutely not! We do not have ads and do not dream of ever having them! We aren't ad (or anything) supported. As for information selling, we don't do that either. Your info is too stupid for us to make a profit off of ;) See our Privacy Policy for more info.
What lame jokes? Alright fine. We have a strange sense of humor. Just check out our Page Not Found page! You will find a lot of humor sprinkled throughout the site. Have fun!
By Email or the Feedback Page. Contact us with the emails below: