Our about page is where you can get all the juicy important information about our products and the stuff that is legally required to be displayed. Use the top navigation menu to explore this page!
This is our terms and conditions. BurchWeb (the Site) is not responsible for anything. You are responsible for what you do on the Site. We accept no responsibility for what happens to you on the Site. You can contact us at support@burchweb.com or on our feedback page.
Ads, marketing, spamming, scamming, selling items or services, hacking, stealing, attacking, or being stupid is NOT ALLOWED on the Site. Spamming the Feedback page is against the rules and will get you banned from the page. Please don't give us a hard time. We work hard on our website and really don't want to get a DDOS attack. Doing anything illegal or against the rules described in the Acceptable Use Policy will get you banned from the site and possibly persecuted. We don't want you to go to jail. We have a comment system on our blog page, so misusing that will also get you taken down.
We're cool and so are you, so follow the terms and you'll be cool even more!
This is our privacy policy, where you'll find information on what we do with your sucky information. First of all, we don't actually collect information unless you willingly give it to us. That is what ou feedback page is for. We collect your email so a customer support specialist can respond to your feedback. We do not use cookies or any kind of tracking services. However, our external embeds may collect info, such as ReCaptcha. Their terms are avaliable in the privacy/terms menu in the embed.
Burchweb.com (the Site) is not responsible for what you do on the site. You are responsible for your own actions. Also, BurchWeb does not allow copying our code without giving credit. If you copy or use our code, text, or media, please give credit or we will roast you online among legal charges. Abusing our feedback service is not allowed and will get you banned from the site and services. Thank you for using BurchWeb. Please remember to stay responsible and respectful on our site and the internet as a whole.
Andrew Burch, the main front-end developer of this website, enjoys to ride rollercoasters and play video games. He is kind of good at front-end development but sucks at back-end. He likes to play Planet Coaster in his spare time because he wants to make a theme park in real life, but is too poor.
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Poopy, the back-end developer and helper in this project currently is learning German and works at SKIBIDI INC. He totally enjoys coding and helping Andrew with the project. He is currently watching YouTube videos because no offense, but he's kind of on the lazier (and larger) side.
The BurchWeb marketing specialist. He is in charge of ads, analytics, and other strange marketing things. He went to Hardverd University, so he is very educated. He also wrote all of our news and blog pages. If you haven't already guessed, he is ChatGPT. He has no intentions of taking over the world.
Contact dfgWe are IT specialists who have a strange sense of humor. Based in the US (America!), we strive to bring you the silliest, stupidest coorporate parody website on the Internet (Not really). We actually have products, though. Featuring Google Cloud products and actual stuff made with code, we strive to bring people on the internet high quality content for their stupid needs, such as YouTube clout (I'M LOOKING AT YOU TRAINIUM STOP GOING ON STRANGE WEBSITES YOU'RE GONNA GET A VIRUS!!!)
For support, either contact us via our Feedback Page or email us at support@burchweb.com. We will get back to you as soon as possible. We are here to help you with any issues you may have. If we don't reply, that means that we aren't checking our support email. Instead, contact us via one of our emails on the faq email accordion. If we still don't reply, that means either the irs has kidnapped us or we just don't feel like checking our email.
In this update, we fixed some things with our Ads page. We transitioned from using our own hosting to using a third party hosting service. This should make the page load faster and be more reliable. We also fixed some bugs and made some small UI changes. The ads should work now! Thanks to Sirv for hosting our ads! (this is not a sponsorship or anything)
This version makes it so that you can't spam the feedback page anymore. We had a problem with immature kids spamming our feedback, so it is not limited to one message per day. We also fixed some linking issues with the Ads and Account Thingy projects.
Added two new projects: Burchweb Ads and a client side account management and creation thing. Also, we made a few small updates to the UI and fixed a few bugs.
Added blog! It is complete with a comment system powered by utterances (reminds me of milk). We made small updates to the UI along with small bug fixes. Take a look here!
This version brings many changes! This update includes two new projects (pomodoro timer and a CoderLegion, a partner!). Also, many bugs were fixed (average App Store update note), such as the "/index" URL ending whenever you navigate to the homepage via the navbar. Also, the index page was slightly improved. Additionally, the About page was terrible! That was fixed also among other small changes.
Slight bug fixes regarding linking and styling. Dynamic text regarding screen sizes were also updated.
Original Publication. Do I even have to explain this? Read the Github!